TRAVEL AGENT

Macc World Travel Agent

Macc World contains tunes and ruminations.
Can’t hear a damn thing? Click the player button, turn up the volume, and check that you haven’t turned the knob down on your gramophone. If all else fails seek help here: Dr Shipman

LAST MINUTE BARGAINS:
WUHAN (Wet market)
See the bat piss trickle into the raw chicken. Smell the rotting dog carcasses. Taste the faeces from seven species of cat. Blowtprch the fur off a pet of your choice. Depart – Monday. 7/6d per person. Call us now.


DESTINATIONS SERVED

WANKERS CORNER, Oregon USA; TWAT, Orkney, UK; WANK, Partenkirchen, Germany; ANUS, Batangas, Phillipines; CLIT, Romainia; VIA DEL CUNT, Cosio Valtellino, Italy; FUCKING, Austria; BUM, Azerbaijan; ARSE, Pyrenees; BROWN WILLY, Cornwall; DILDO, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland; PUSSY, Rhone-Alpes, France; SHIT, Zanjan, Iran; SPURT, Oost-Vlanderen, Belgium; VAGINA, Belozersky, Russia; SEMEN, Bulgaria; MINGE, Brabant, Belgium; FIST, Albania; MUFF, Donegal

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STAY IN WANKER’S CORNER, OREGON!

Macc World Wankers Corner

Drink beer, eat food, buy a mug /tee-shirt / prostitute, or take a really amusing selfie!
Special Day trip! To the BabyMaim Landmine Factory Outlet Special prices for bulk orders- free shipping to anywhere in the Middle East!!!

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GET A BROWN WILLY EXPERIENCE!

Macc World Brown Willy

Drink beer, walk, hike, trek, ramble, yomp, scramble, climb, drink beer, walk, hike….
Brown Willy, Cornwall. From only 7/- per person- Book Now!!

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LADIES!! THIS YEAR’S BEST OFFER!! WHALING IN CANADA!

Macc World Dildo

Drink beer, hunt your very own 40ft whale, and make it into your very own, genuine whalebone collar stiffener! Your hubby will be so pleased, he may not even beat you!

Macc World Whales

BOOK NOW – (Yes, of course dear, there is shopping and dancing as well)

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WELCOME TO CLIT!

Macc World Clit

The charming Romanian village of Clit . . . Where local human traffickers still transport body parts in the traditional way, and they still use the age-old secret recipe to make that chemical that dissolves bone.

Can’t be arsed to have more kids? Lost any children (on holiday in Portugal or elsewhere)? Disappointed with the kids you’ve got? Are they a bit too white? Buy new ones- at the Clit Orphanage, Romania

Macc World Choose a Child Colour

You can also swap your old offspring for exotic looking new ones- check out our colour chart!

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