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LAST MINUTE BARGAINS:
WUHAN (Wet market)
See the bat piss trickle into the raw chicken. Smell the rotting dog carcasses. Taste the faeces from seven species of cat. Blowtprch the fur off a pet of your choice. Depart – Monday. 7/6d per person. Call us now.

DESTINATIONS SERVED

WANKERS CORNER, Oregon USA; TWAT, Orkney, UK; WANK, Partenkirchen, Germany; ANUS, Batangas, Phillipines; CLIT, Romainia; VIA DEL CUNT, Cosio Valtellino, Italy; FUCKING, Austria; BUM, Azerbaijan; ARSE, Pyrenees; BROWN WILLY, Cornwall; DILDO, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland; PUSSY, Rhone-Alpes, France; SHIT, Zanjan, Iran; SPURT, Oost-Vlanderen, Belgium; VAGINA, Belozersky, Russia; SEMEN, Bulgaria; MINGE, Brabant, Belgium; FIST, Albania; MUFF, Donegal

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STAY IN WANKER’S CORNER, OREGON!

Drink beer, eat food, buy a mug /tee-shirt / prostitute, or take a really amusing selfie!
Special Day trip!To the BabyMaim Landmine Factory OutletSpecial prices for bulk orders- free shipping to anywhere in the Middle East!!!

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GET A BROWN WILLY EXPERIENCE!

Drink beer, walk, hike, trek, ramble, yomp, scramble, climb, drink beer, walk, hike….
Brown Willy, Cornwall. From only 7/- per person- Book Now!!

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LADIES!! THIS YEAR’S BEST OFFER!! WHALING IN CANADA!

Drink beer, hunt your very own 40ft whale, and make it into your very own, genuine whalebone collar stiffener! Your hubby will be so pleased, he may not even beat you!

Macc World Whales

BOOK NOW – (Yes, of course dear, there is shopping and dancing as well)

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WELCOME TO CLIT!

The charming Romanian village of Clit . . . Where local human traffickers still transport body parts in the traditional way, and they still use the age-old secret recipe to make that chemical that dissolves bone.

Can’t be arsed to have more kids? Lost any children (on holiday in Portugal or elsewhere)? Disappointed with the kids you’ve got? Are they a bit too white? Buy new ones- at the Clit Orphanage, Romania

Macc World Choose a Child Colour

You can also swap your old offspring for exotic looking new ones- check out our colour chart!

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