(NSPCC – Non-Stop Parties Canapés & Champagne)
Financial assistance urgently needed to ease the plight of those trapped on luxury cruise liners.
Guests are going to bed WITHOUT a sweetie on the pillow.
“Some have completely run out of chilled Chablis” Said Dave who has lived in the doorway of the Citizens Advice Bureau since it closed down.
“I heard they’ve nearly run outof swan!” Commented Pete, who lived in the doorway of Help the Homeless: -until they evicted him.
END THIS CRUELTY NOW!